10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss