10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword