10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.