10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---