10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow