10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.