10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers