10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.