10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha