10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.