10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth