10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."