10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.