10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--