10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "No river, no fish."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-