10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Poker is for loners.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim