10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Welcome to kicker school
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.