10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!