10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"