10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?