10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is for loners.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."