10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth