10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
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