10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"