10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth