10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."