10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com