10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Fold and live to fold again
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!