10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers