10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters