10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet