10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels