10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
im going to 2 out you to death
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Poker is for fat, American losers.