10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"