10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth