10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?