10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Welcome to kicker school
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."