10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP