10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.