10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword