10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!