10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.