10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.