10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph