10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• It's Free To Fold...
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water