10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear