10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.