10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss