10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is for loners.