10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright